nine: phone/action (stage 5)

[micronation]

[Good morning, Mayfield! It's 10 am on a bright summery Saturday morning. Do you know where your micronations are?

On the roof, of course! The roof of Sealand's house, specifically. A crude stage has been constructed, leading from the top of the house to Sealand's backyard tree house. But what's more important is Sealand has a megaphone, painted red. And they're standing behind the most beautiful new flag that Wy has drawn for them.]

[Yes, this is a picture of a Communist dolphin holding a hammer.]

[Yup. It's gonna be one of those days. There is also a phone off the hook, so Sealand's voice is broadcast over the phone lines as well!]

People of Mayfield, throw down the shackles of the Capitalist Pig Bourgeoisie! They have stepped on the backs of the proletariat for too long!

[It's doubtful Sealand really knows about much of what he's talking about. But Wy has still drawn helpful pictures to illustrate his points! Here is a capitalist pig stepping on the proletariat!]

It is the hard work of the proletariat that allows the bourgeoisie to sit around doing nothing and reaping rewards anyway! It is the hard working nations which are being denied equal rights! It is the--

[And Wy takes the megaphone from him, to his muffled but ultimately useless protest:] They want to destroy our driveways!

[There is a small fight over the megaphone, which is covered, but the pair struggle over the megaphone rights until Sealand snatches it back and Wy goes back to her pictures.]

Right! Driveways! Should the hard working nation be denied the right to a driveway when the bourgeoisie, who did nothing to earn it, have as many as they want? Long, wasteful driveways that they won't use! All working nations should have a driveway that matches their need, not the whims of capitalist pigs!

Look at this!

[He holds up one of Wy's pictures. Don't worry, they're getting thrown, too, so if you're on the lawn, you can also see! Pass them around for everyone!]

This useless--

[He leans away from the megaphone. He appears to be asking her what the drawing is of. Wy looks exasperated.]

Bushland! The bushland of the bourgeoisie! What good is this to the hard-working nation? No good at all! The proletariat needs a driveway, and it is denied them!

So we call for revolution! All hard-working nations should have equal representation! All hard-working nations should have equal acknowledgment! And every hard working nation should have an equal amount of driveways!

((OOC: Wy or Sealand (or both!) may reply! Tell us if you want someone specific!))

Comments

sob there is nothing cohesive anywhere that explains Putin-P but oh well.... also anyone is fine

[roadroller]

[.... guess who already converted? And has started to take on mannerisms of Putin-P series!Rin to cope.... Anyway, she's admiring the drawings.]

... Nice work, comrades! mew ☆

[micronation]

We had to build the stage kind of fast, but the flag is awesome!

[roadroller]

I wouldn't have thought to put a dolphin where the sickle was though. ☆

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

So this is what madness looks like.

A pig with glowing red eyes stomping on what I can only assume is either a poorly worded-pun on eating or simply a tragic misspelling of proletariat.

[micronation]

The message is clear! We will not be trodden upon!

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

It looks like the pig is the proletariat, so it's not very clear.

I do rather like the pig, though. If this had actually just been a picture of the pig, I'd probably hang this on the refrigerator.

[wybrows.livejournal.com]

I spelled it right.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

I know why he might do something like that, but why are you following along with him, Wy?

[uranophobe.livejournal.com]

[how does one even begin to handle this]

Get down from there; you'll get us all shot.

[micronation]

The people have to rise up!

[uranophobe.livejournal.com]

Rise up for driveways?

[thisw0rldismine.livejournal.com]

All that...just for a buncha driveways?

[wybrows.livejournal.com]

It's not just for a bunch of driveways. There's... there's a lot more! But the driveways are the important part.

[lamingtons]

MATILDA KELLY, YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT THIS MINUTE OR SO HELP ME GOD I'M CLIMBING UP THERE AFTER YA THIS IS A VERY BAD IDEA!

[wybrows.livejournal.com]

If you're a capitalist pig, you're not welcome around Soviet Wy.

[commentboxtroll]

[Well, he was wandering over to visit, but...

Apparently this house is way too communist today for visiting. Time to turn back around and start heading awaaay from the loud children.]

[micronation]

Hi, Comrade Caesar!

I can't breathe this is BRILLIANT

[redirections.livejournal.com]

[He scowls at one of the fliers for a good moment before crumpling it up into a ball and chucking it somewhere.]

Oi, what the fuck do you brats even need driveways for if you can't drive?

they are the best communists

[micronation]

Comrade Wy's people can drive.

phone;

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

CAN THIS ANNOUNCEMENT WAIT TWO HOURS?! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!

[ She's not too happy about this, nope. ]

[micronation]

Why'd you pick up the phone if you were asleep?

Sealand but both is good too!

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

.....




What are you doing?

[micronation]

Having a Communist Revolution!

[Phone]

[sonthatdisappoints]

[Loooooooong pause]

... I do not understand any of that.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Exasperated cop is exasperated]>

YA'S

AIN'T

COMMUNISTS!