A; Phone
Since Mayfield was doing weird stuff yesterday, it's okay if you give Sealand birthday presents today instead.

I like robots!

B; 769 Bunker Street
[Sealand is severely disappointed in the lack of cake in his house. Really, his birthday is super important and while the carnival was a little fun, if really creepy, it wasn't a birthday party. But it's like no one knows when his birthday is here or something!

So he'll just have to make his own cake. He is currently digging through the cupboards and tossing cans all over the kitchen.]

Do we even have chocolate frosting?

C; 769 Bunker Street lawn
[Sealand has dragged a table out to his front lawn. He has also made a sign and taped it to the front: "PUT PRESENTS HERE".

He is waiting expectantly. So expectantly.]