Three; Action

[micronation]

[Well, Sealand showed up where Sweden and Finland live one day and discovered that Sweden was acting really weird. Like using all the vowels and dressing like he lived there and stuff. He came back every little while to see if he'd go back to normal, but when nothing happened he realized that someone needed to take care of his forge until he did come back (because obviously he would come back).

And then he discovered the swords. They didn't all look finished, but there were a lot of them, and they must have been for that person who could use their hair like hands. Which was still really cool.

So he's got the garage door open, and he's trying to wield six swords per hand at once like a terrible whirling dervish of pointy metal up and down the driveway.]

Take that! Hwaaah!

Comments

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

[Walking by.....oh.]

You're going to get hurt you know.

[bullsit.livejournal.com]

[CONSIDERING ABSCONDING.]

. . . Do you think, maybe, you should try just, one, at once, possibly, if you wanted to?

[hookedonspeed.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure there're board games back at the house if you, y'know, want to play with something that won't turn you into sushi.

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

[Nina's walking home from work and she sees a little kid playing with swords. Naturally, the best possible response is to panic and run over there as fast as possible.]

Put that down! You're going to hurt yourself!

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Like, oh. my. gosh. stop that!