A; Phone
Everyone's acting really strange today! But something does feel weird, even if this is Mayfield and Mayfield's really swell! But does anyone know what's going on?

B; park, evening
[Peter has acquired fireworks! Who knows where he got them. They're just little ones, sparklers and that sort of thing, but he seems delighted. After all, what better day to have some than the Fourth of July?

He pauses, though, before lighting a sparkler. Something's wrong, definitely. He's felt it all day...]

[Well, Sealand showed up where Sweden and Finland live one day and discovered that Sweden was acting really weird. Like using all the vowels and dressing like he lived there and stuff. He came back every little while to see if he'd go back to normal, but when nothing happened he realized that someone needed to take care of his forge until he did come back (because obviously he would come back).

And then he discovered the swords. They didn't all look finished, but there were a lot of them, and they must have been for that person who could use their hair like hands. Which was still really cool.

So he's got the garage door open, and he's trying to wield six swords per hand at once like a terrible whirling dervish of pointy metal up and down the driveway.]

Take that! Hwaaah!