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16th-Aug-2011 08:59 am - ten: phone
micronation: (just a little teary-eyed)
[Sealand's voice sounds incredibly shaky, a far cry from his usual bouncy demeanor.]

Um, I think something's wrong with the drones, 'cause Lilly got droned but she still had all her stuff and she tried to kill me and--

[He pauses abruptly and takes another shaky breath.]

So I think everyone should, um, watch out for drones. And if they have magic or something then you should be really careful or they'll electrocute the television. And other things.

U-um, Caesar, Miakis, e-everyone--um, are you guys okay?
7th-Jun-2011 09:26 am - Seven; Action
micronation: (all the internets)
A; suddenly dangerous Mayfield streets
[So, Sealand didn't do any killing of his targets, but other people did! And he got a car out of it. Being really small is, to him, no reason not to try out said car. There's no minimum age limit for driving in Sealand! And even if there was, he's forty-three okay.

Who knows how he got it out of the driveway (hint: by taking out the mailbox), but he's now attempting to drive said car down the road.

He's kind of on the road, okay. Only a little bit on the sidewalk. On the opposite side of the road he's supposed to be on.]


B; France's House
[He's knocking on France's door, now. Ignore the car parked on your lawn.]
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