Three; Action

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[Well, Sealand showed up where Sweden and Finland live one day and discovered that Sweden was acting really weird. Like using all the vowels and dressing like he lived there and stuff. He came back every little while to see if he'd go back to normal, but when nothing happened he realized that someone needed to take care of his forge until he did come back (because obviously he would come back).

And then he discovered the swords. They didn't all look finished, but there were a lot of them, and they must have been for that person who could use their hair like hands. Which was still really cool.

So he's got the garage door open, and he's trying to wield six swords per hand at once like a terrible whirling dervish of pointy metal up and down the driveway.]

Take that! Hwaaah!

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[Nina's walking home from work and she sees a little kid playing with swords. Naturally, the best possible response is to panic and run over there as fast as possible.]

Put that down! You're going to hurt yourself!

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[Sealand has to make a quick adjustment to avoid running into her with all his pointy objects, and he lands in a heap amongst various swords, somehow miraculously uninjured.]

Hey, that was dangerous!

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

[Oh no--

Immediately she reaches out a hand to pull him out of the heap, heart pounding. Worse than the fact that she's being lectured by a little kid is the fact that he's right. What is this place doing to her?]

...Sorry. I guess I just panicked. Is anyone watching you?!

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[Sealand brushes himself off and starts gathering up swords.]

Well there was but he's acting really weird. I dunno why.

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

Weird how? [Watching him gather the swords with a really anxious expression.] Are you sure you be playing with those? Maybe you should let a grownup pick them up for you.

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Sealand is almost a grownup. And he's acting like he lives here or something, it's creepy.

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

...oh. You mean he's acting like a drone? And I still don't think you should play with those.

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Yeah, so I'm watching the swords for him. [Which is clearly a good idea.]

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

[Totally.] Um, I think maybe someone else should watch them instead.

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Nah, I'll keep 'em safe.