eleven; phone/action

[micronation]

A; Phone
Since Mayfield was doing weird stuff yesterday, it's okay if you give Sealand birthday presents today instead.

I like robots!

B; 769 Bunker Street
[Sealand is severely disappointed in the lack of cake in his house. Really, his birthday is super important and while the carnival was a little fun, if really creepy, it wasn't a birthday party. But it's like no one knows when his birthday is here or something!

So he'll just have to make his own cake. He is currently digging through the cupboards and tossing cans all over the kitchen.]

Do we even have chocolate frosting?

C; 769 Bunker Street lawn
[Sealand has dragged a table out to his front lawn. He has also made a sign and taped it to the front: "PUT PRESENTS HERE".

He is waiting expectantly. So expectantly.]

Comments

Phone

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

I apologise for my questioning but - is Sealand your surname?

[micronation]

No, Sealand is my name name.

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

... I see. You must be from a strange place indeed, if that is your 'name' name. [He sounds more thoughtful than anything.]

[micronation]

[HUFF.] Sealand is from the same world as you, Austria!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[What? Someone else having a birthday and it's not her? Blasphemy!]

I-it's my birthday today too! So you have to get me something! That's how those work, right?

[micronation]

My birthday came first so you have to get me something first.

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

How do you -




You're a nation?

[micronation]

Yes! The Principality of Sealand! I'm forty-four years old now!

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

[Good grief.]

And where is the Principality of Sealand located, if I might ask?

[micronation]

The North Sea.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

And if I do, you'll buy me a present too?

[micronation]

Since it's your birthday I guess I can.

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

... I see.

Unfortunately, I do not have a 'robot' to give you, whatever that is. I do have a spare dollar, perhaps you could spend it on something worthwhile. Or better yet, invest it.

[Austria is possibly the most boring adult of all time.]

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I don't think they sell robots in Mayfield, though.

[micronation]

Robots are like awesome metal people and sometimes they fight and sometimes they are almost like people and sometimes you can put a bunch of little robots together to make a big one! I don't think you can buy a robot for a dollar.

[micronation]

What about little ones?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, like the ones at the toy store!

[micronation]

Yeah! I mean, since there aren't any real robots. Except that one time.

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

[He cannot really picture what Sealand is describing.]

Well. As it stands I do not have a robot, and I do have a dollar.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

You had a real one?

C

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Well he won't be totally disappointed. Tiffany got him a present. Have a wave as she walks over with the wrapped package.]

Happy Birthday Sealand.

Action - Lawn

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart's walking past the house carrying a box. It's not for Sealand but he would probably assume...]

C

[survived]

[Finland is, as expected, happily approaching the smaller boy's table with a nicely wrapped box in hand.]

Moi, Sealand! Happy birthday! I'm sorry it's late; yesterday was a bad day for Mayfield to do something like that!

A

[crayonbullets.livejournal.com]

But I do not have robots.

[micronation]

Well I guess a dollar is better than nothing.