eleven; phone/action

[micronation]

A; Phone
Since Mayfield was doing weird stuff yesterday, it's okay if you give Sealand birthday presents today instead.

I like robots!

B; 769 Bunker Street
[Sealand is severely disappointed in the lack of cake in his house. Really, his birthday is super important and while the carnival was a little fun, if really creepy, it wasn't a birthday party. But it's like no one knows when his birthday is here or something!

So he'll just have to make his own cake. He is currently digging through the cupboards and tossing cans all over the kitchen.]

Do we even have chocolate frosting?

C; 769 Bunker Street lawn
[Sealand has dragged a table out to his front lawn. He has also made a sign and taped it to the front: "PUT PRESENTS HERE".

He is waiting expectantly. So expectantly.]

Comments

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

[Good grief.]

And where is the Principality of Sealand located, if I might ask?

[micronation]

The North Sea.

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

... I see.

Unfortunately, I do not have a 'robot' to give you, whatever that is. I do have a spare dollar, perhaps you could spend it on something worthwhile. Or better yet, invest it.

[Austria is possibly the most boring adult of all time.]

[micronation]

Robots are like awesome metal people and sometimes they fight and sometimes they are almost like people and sometimes you can put a bunch of little robots together to make a big one! I don't think you can buy a robot for a dollar.

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

[He cannot really picture what Sealand is describing.]

Well. As it stands I do not have a robot, and I do have a dollar.

[micronation]

Well I guess a dollar is better than nothing.

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

What a horrid attitude. Who raised you?

[micronation]

Sealand raised himself 'cause England's a jerk.

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

[... both those statements explain so much.]

... ah.

I currently live at 1123 Taylor Road if you would like to pick up your dollar.

[No Austria is not even going to leave the house best birthday present.]

[micronation]

[Sealand will be there. Knocking on the door. Waiting.]

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

[He opens the door and -



- ... looks down.]

Hello.

[micronation]

Hi! I want my present now!

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

[He fishes in his pocket and produces a dollar, holding it out for Sealand.]

Spend it wisely. [His tone is very grave. It's just a dollar come on...]

[micronation]

[Money yay! Even if it's just a dollar.]

Sealand will invest it in matters of state!

[Like robots from the toy store.]

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

A wise choice. You will do well as a nation if you take that attitude. [He's sort of staring at those eyebrows now...]

[micronation]

Sealand will be a million times better than England.

[klavierkavalier.livejournal.com]

You have a lot of catching up to do, then. [He almost smiles, but quickly catches himself.]

Happy birthday.

[micronation]

England isn't that great, he's dumb and also a jerk. Thanks!