Seven; Action

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A; suddenly dangerous Mayfield streets
[So, Sealand didn't do any killing of his targets, but other people did! And he got a car out of it. Being really small is, to him, no reason not to try out said car. There's no minimum age limit for driving in Sealand! And even if there was, he's forty-three okay.

Who knows how he got it out of the driveway (hint: by taking out the mailbox), but he's now attempting to drive said car down the road.

He's kind of on the road, okay. Only a little bit on the sidewalk. On the opposite side of the road he's supposed to be on.]

B; France's House
[He's knocking on France's door, now. Ignore the car parked on your lawn.]

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[theseineone.livejournal.com]

[Opens!] Ah, c'est la petite Angleterre... () 'Ow can I help you, little one?

I always think that is incredibly fancy trufax

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[Kick to the shin as hard as he can!

Possibly "little England" is a particularly good description for him today.]

It is very fancy.

[theseineone.livejournal.com]

Ow! Little rat, get here! [Grabs Sealand by the collar.] What was that for?

/DAZZLED

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[Glaring up at France as best he can manage. And since he's related to England it's a pretty good glare okay.]

You killed Caesar! Sealand knows, I saw it on the plaque!

[theseineone.livejournal.com]

[Yes, but he's seen it plenty of times before in way more intimidating circumstances. Hold a cutlass to his throat and then you can talk.]

Monsieur Caesar? Oui, I did... Was he- ah, is he a friend of yours, little one?

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[Don't ruin Sealand's dreams he couldn't find one okay]

He said he'd be Sealand's citizen! And then you killed him!

[theseineone.livejournal.com]

And then he came back. Your point?

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[He's going to try to kick France again.] Sealand won't forgive you even then!

[theseineone.livejournal.com]

[Picking Sealand up by his collar...] Pourquoi? () He did. I think it's his choice, non? A good country listens to his citizens, you know.

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[Squirming! But hey don't put it that way...] Well I'm still mad.

[As opposed to Sealand, in this case.]

[theseineone.livejournal.com]

Mm... Well, I apologise for hurting your citizen then.

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[If Caesar wasn't mad he can't really be either. Well, no, he will be as irrationally mad as he pleases, but he has to be totally mature and responsible those are words which always match Sealand alright.]

...Well okay this time Sealand will forgive you since I already punished you but don't do it again okay!

[Sealand totally thinks he could do something if France did, isn't it adorable.]

[theseineone.livejournal.com]

There's a good boy. [Pats him on the head. Doesn't give a shit if Sealand is upset or not.] Now, would you like some cake?

[Yeah, someone is totally lost in memory lane, sorry.]

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...Cake? [Do conversations like this usually end with cake...]

[theseineone.livejournal.com]

[They do when France is involved...] Oui, Cannelés Bordelais.