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Sealand ([personal profile] micronation) wrote2011-06-07 09:26 am
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Seven; Action

A; suddenly dangerous Mayfield streets
[So, Sealand didn't do any killing of his targets, but other people did! And he got a car out of it. Being really small is, to him, no reason not to try out said car. There's no minimum age limit for driving in Sealand! And even if there was, he's forty-three okay.

Who knows how he got it out of the driveway (hint: by taking out the mailbox), but he's now attempting to drive said car down the road.

He's kind of on the road, okay. Only a little bit on the sidewalk. On the opposite side of the road he's supposed to be on.]

B; France's House
[He's knocking on France's door, now. Ignore the car parked on your lawn.]
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[personal profile] micronation 2011-06-07 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Too bad he doesn't recognize her when she's not a werewolf or in pieces on his lawn.]

Sealand can't get off the road, he's in a car!

[identity profile] notsaul.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Then get the fucking car off the road, twerp! I've got places to be! [no she doesn't she's just dicking around]

[identity profile] notsaul.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You are literally blocking the fucking road.

I can't.

Can you even drive.

Are you even ten years old.
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[personal profile] micronation 2011-06-07 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm forty-three! [Why do people keep asking him that.]

[identity profile] notsaul.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
... In mortal years or busted-ass magic years?
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[personal profile] micronation 2011-06-07 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
In regular years! Sealand is a country.

[identity profile] notsaul.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
... That country shit is magic, dude, sorry to burst your bubble.
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[personal profile] micronation 2011-06-07 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not like the years are magic.

[identity profile] notsaul.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but you're obviously a ten year old boy.

And also a middle-aged man.

Magic.
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[personal profile] micronation 2011-06-07 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Twelve! Sealand's looks twelve! [THERE IS A DIFFERENCE OKAY.]

But I was born in World War II.

[identity profile] notsaul.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ten, and don't fucking sass me, boy!

Magic.
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[personal profile] micronation 2011-06-07 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Twelve.

What are magic years anyway?

[identity profile] notsaul.livejournal.com 2011-06-07 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ten.

How the fuck should I know; I'm not a fucking witch! It's just what causes all sorts of crazy shit!
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[personal profile] micronation 2011-06-07 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Twelve.

Sealand was born in World War II and it's 2011 and it's real years. I'll be forty-four in September!
Edited 2011-06-07 15:55 (UTC)

[identity profile] notsaul.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
If you're forty-four, aren't you a bit old for fucking sailor suits, Seaweed.
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[personal profile] micronation 2011-06-08 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
You can get too old for those?

[identity profile] notsaul.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, around the age of, I don't fucking know, three. Unless you're an actual fucking sailor or some shit.
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[personal profile] micronation 2011-06-09 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Sealand kind of is.

[identity profile] notsaul.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
... What, no way, you're ten. You can't be a fucking sailor.
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