eleven; phone/action

[micronation]

A; Phone
Since Mayfield was doing weird stuff yesterday, it's okay if you give Sealand birthday presents today instead.

I like robots!

B; 769 Bunker Street
[Sealand is severely disappointed in the lack of cake in his house. Really, his birthday is super important and while the carnival was a little fun, if really creepy, it wasn't a birthday party. But it's like no one knows when his birthday is here or something!

So he'll just have to make his own cake. He is currently digging through the cupboards and tossing cans all over the kitchen.]

Do we even have chocolate frosting?

C; 769 Bunker Street lawn
[Sealand has dragged a table out to his front lawn. He has also made a sign and taped it to the front: "PUT PRESENTS HERE".

He is waiting expectantly. So expectantly.]

Comments

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

A present for you of course.

[She'll hand him a box. It has a toy spaceship and a toy robot inside.]

[micronation]

[He opens the box as if it might vanish if he doesn't get it open right now. And yay a robot and a spaceship.]

Awesome!

[Beaming.]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I thought you'd like them.

[Smiling as well.]

How's the birthday going?

[micronation]

Sealand got a picture and talked to people about robots! England probably forgot again, but that's good 'cause he'd mess it up.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Hm...in case he hasn't forgotten. I think we should go and get an ice cream. That way in case he brings a cake over we can say we're full.

My treat alright?

[micronation]

Yeah! [Sealand looks super excited at the idea of ice cream.]

Can I get a banana split?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

That's fine with me.

[micronation]

Awesome! [He runs around with his spaceship to the sidewalk.]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Walking behind him.]

What do you normally do for your birthday Sealand?

[micronation]

Sometimes I hang out with Wy and Seborga, or sometimes I make a cake!

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

What kind of cake do you make?

[micronation]

Whatever kind I can with the stuff in the kitchen.

[Terrible, terrible cakes.]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[She can well imagine.]

Are Wy and Seborga other countries?

[micronation]

Yeah! We're all micronations.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Micronations?

[micronation]

Like nations, but smaller. I mean Sealand is basically a real nation but everyone else just pretends I'm not there because they're old and dumb.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I see.

Who makes up the rules about what makes someone a nation?

[micronation]

The bigger countries do.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

That's silly.

[Opens the door to the malt shop.]

[micronation]

[Heading inside.]

Well that's 'cause they're dumb.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Is there something you have to do to be a "real" nation?

[Goes up to order.]